A former seminary student of mine posted this on facebook and it is hilarious! We want to hear from all of you.
Google your first name and the word "needs" (Laura needs) and send us your first 7 results. I'll get us started.
1. Laura needs 25 cents and 2 fingers.
2. Laura needs some post toddler love.
3. Laura needs to hear from other teachers.
4. Laura needs a professional profile.
5. Laura needs her meds changed.
6. Laura needs a sofa.
7. Laura needs a tech makeover.
1. Harvey needs a donor liver.
2. Harvey needs an intervention.
3. Harvey needs friends.
4. Harvey needs 40 holes.
5. Harvey needs a loving home.
6. Harvey needs lots of walks and games in the park.
7. Harvey needs Batman's help.
1. John needs a hug.
2. John needs 13 bottles of water from the water store.
3. John needs charisma.
4. John needs a plumber.
5. John needs to embrace family values.
6. John needs our prayers.
7. John needs Joe, now more than ever.
2 comments:
OK I replied on my blog. Check out what Chip needs.
1. Rhonda needs to restore many beautiful paintings
2. Rhonda needs her nappy blonde hair
3. Rhonda needs a canoe to get around
4. Rhonda needs to take a break from Flickr
5. Rhonda needs an additional $2,000.00 scholarship
6. Rhonda needs anger management classes
7. Rhonda needs to come to her senses about the abortion
There was one that was too obscene to post, so I skipped it!
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